Love the pooties? Love the woozles? But want something different?
Have some moochers! Moochers, who'll rifle your pockets for the carrots and sugar cubes they KNOW you have somewhere about your person. Who'll whicker softly when they see their favorite human approach. Who'll bellow a whinny when that favorite person doesn't come right over and pay attention, dammit!
Moochers are apolitical, they don't read the blogs, and they don't care about the issues of the day, because for them the issues of the day are: (1) Got food? (2) I have an itch right here. (3) Is that a cookie for me? (4) Ride? You want to ride? Well, all right.... (5) Now that I've worked, where's my carrot?
So follow me over the fold for some mental refreshment, a brief break from the life and death seriousness that so much of Daily Kos must confront every day.